Mad clownish – Part 3,523,346

1 12 2007

Many people point to George Bush and his cabal of neocons as the big reason why America is sinking into the deepest recesses of the toilet of history. However, those people are only partially right. It’s true that pretty much everyone in the current administration deserves to be thrown in jail, but that’s only a slice of the problem pie. One of the other problems is the widespread growth of religious fundamentalists that have stressed the value of faith over any sort of reason or intellectual integrity. Don’t believe me? Then read this study.

Think about that: more people believe in a character they have never met, or had any cause to believe in, than do believe in evolution; a scientific phenomenon that has been confirmed by millions of studies, theories, anecdotes, fossils, and other bits of physical evidence. The most appropriate corollary I can think of is a situation in which millions of Americans disregard the scientific evidence that certain acts lead to tooth decay in favor of intentionally abusing their teeth. Their reasoning? Hoping to have their misdeeds rewarded with $0.25 from the Tooth Fairy. Such a ludicrous mindset helps to explain why people who try to educate children (rather than subject them to the horrors of a curriculum circumscribed by the worst educational act in the history of the U.S.) end up getting marginalized, ridiculed, and ultimately, fired. Awesome. Anyone still willing to argue the idea that reason and dissent have been effectively outlawed in this country?

P.S. As debating my argument would be a form of dissent, I would wholeheartedly welcome such a conversation…





This is ouuuuuuuuur country…

9 11 2007

He was Edmond Dantés… and he was my father. And my mother… my brother… my friend. He was you… and me. He was all of us. - Evey from V for Vendetta

The fact is, I’ve been waiting to write this post for a long time, ever since I first saw V for Vendetta. It’s a fantastic film, and examining it as a metaphor for the modern day world could be an entirely new post at some point, but in this case, I just want to touch on this one quote in light of the current state of affairs in the America. Don’t get me wrong, there is plenty in V for Vendetta I do not agree with, such as the wanton destruction of national landmarks or the violent overthrow of government. Nonetheless, it has a great deal to offer, and I can’t help but recall Evey’s quote as I read this story. Edit: And this story.

Edit Two: And this story.  And let’s be honest – thousands of other stories just like it…

It also brings to mind the famous poem by Martin Niemoller. You know the one:

In Germany, they came first for the Communists,
And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist;
And then they came for the trade unionists,
And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist;
And then they came for the Jews,
And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew;
And then . . . they came for me . . .
And by that time there was no one left to speak up.”

That poem, of course, is about the failure of German intellectuals to rise to speak out against the growing specter of Nazism. Are the neocons Nazis? Not yet, they aren’t. Nonetheless, the similarities are alarming. All across American, millions are failing to speak out against what they full well know are illegal, immoral, and treasonous activities by their political leaders. This disturbing trend is complicated by the systematic suppression (through punishment, censure, or worse) of dissent by the U.S. government and those jackasses who think that questioning authority is wrong. In this case, you can see it in the comments of people who blame the students for daring to speak their mind. This comes while the military demands they be allowed to place recruiters in high schools. (This might be because they have failed recruiting troops everywhere else.) If school administrators don’t kowtow to this blatant demand for one-sidedness, they risk losing funding from the federal government. In other words, it’s fine to have an opinion, as long as it conforms to the opinions of the neocons in charge of the U.S. government. Otherwise, the government and their enablers in the electorate feel that the concept of free speech should be erased. This systematic obfuscation of opinions is happening on many issues, from global warming to the conflict in Iraq, and it means that America is heading towards a philosophical civil war. I don’t really care to imagine what happens next, because no matter what, it won’t be pretty.





Only you can prevent forest fires…

26 10 2007

Fox News has officially jumped the shark.  (Let’s be honest, that happened long ago, and this is merely the latest water skiing moment).  The latest bit of trickeration and misinformation from the most American news network ever (run by an Australian) comes in the form of blaming the California wildfires on al Qaeda. No, really. Let that sink in for a moment. Who knew that Smokey wasn’t actually talking to careless campers and pyromaniac Boy Scouts, biut rather, was addressing members of a fringe terrorist movement. Apparently, Faux News believes those who would seek to destroy us think the best way to defeat America is to force some of the country’s richest, most Conservative citizens from their homes for several days. Brilliant plan, Osama – the next move is yours, Bushie – might I suggest Nd6 Re1+ 34. Kh2 Nxf2 35. Nxf7+ Kg7 36. Ng5+ Kh6 37. Rxh7+ 1-0?





George Bush doesn’t care about black people

16 10 2007

Oh Kanye, you were so wrong. Not wrong by commission, because George Bush definitely doesn’t care about black people (unless Clarence Thomas needs to be sweet-talked into tearing the Constitution up a little further). No, Kayne, you were wrong by omission, because there are plenty of other people George Bush doesn’t care about, like:

-Iraqis

-Democratically elected governments

-Citizens suffering under dictators in countries that do not possess oil

-The brave men and women of the United States military

-Sammy Sosa

-Children.

Yep, our bungler-in-chief vetoed a health care program for children that he derided as too expensive. Hundreds of thousands of kids will suffer, and in many cases, die unnecessarily because it costs too much for the richest country in the history of humanity. Interesting logic, since it cost about the same as a month and a half of a war that kills hundreds of thousands of people. Not only that, but it would attempt to keep America healthier by making it more expensive to smoke. Win-win, right? Except not in this case. Awesome.





Ugly truths

16 10 2007

This is a pretty fantastic article on the hypocrisy of the beauty industry. (Really, isn’t that term itself rather oxymoronic?) It’s thought-provoking, and if you’ll pardon the awful pun, goes more than skin-deep…(ue the groaning audience). Anyhow, enjoy the read, and thanks to my bestest Kathleen for sending it my way…





For reals, people

26 08 2007

Sure, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr might have to run a little tighter ship over at the New York Times, since his reporters are a bit slow. However, at least he isn’t a deceptive sack of crap who hires perfectly coiffed liars to report the “news.” That’s right, Rupert Murdoch’s minions have once again demonstrated why anyone with a bit of brains and the ability to read refer to his cable station as “Faux News.” The latest example of Murdoch and his patsies manipulating the world around them is dragged to light by Media Matters, an organization dedicated to making sure journalists are, you know, journalists, rather than Goebbels-in-training. The issue they chose to obfuscate this time? Global warming.

Global warming is a rather serious deal, as you might have heard, and pretty much the only people who deny that humans are slowly killing the Earth are wealthy industrialists and the scientists they pay to muddy the waters (a few weeks ago Newsweek had an excellent article about scientists being paid tens of thousands of dollars to publish shoddy research for the sole purpose of stirring up a false debate). The reasons the super rich want to deny that global warming is happening? Many of the proposed remedies to global warming are based around the ideas that humans must produce and consume less products that rely on fossil fuels and other environmentally harmful processes. Of course, the rich are financially pinched at both ends – production and selling their product, and they’d rather make a quick dirty buck than lose a clean one.

It goes without speaking that Murdoch is one of these economically elite junk heads, and as such, he has a personal interest in dictating policy that revolves around no output caps such as those called for in the Kyoto Protocols. So, he has his employees pull junk like this.

Of course, most people would rather watch an American Idol marathon than read a book or question what they hear, so this sort of thing goes unnoticed. At this point, Faux News can basically say whatever they’d like without much fear that the public will rise up in significant enough numbers to make a scene. The conservative propaganda machine is rolling over America like a runaway tank.

Part of the fuel for the neocon war machine is the idea that the media is biased towards the left, and as such, reports about such issues as global warming are unreliable and/or flat-out lies. Reality couldn’t be further from that line of logic. Even the schlock master himself admits conservatives owners often influence the way the world is reported. According to Michael Parenti (1995):

Not surprisingly…ownership affects how news and commentary are manufactured. Virtually all the chief executives of mainstream news organizations are drawn from a narrow, high-income segment of the population and tilt decidedly to the right in their political preferences. Rupert Murdoch was once asked in an interview: “You’re considered to be politically conservative. To what extent do you influence the editorial posture of your newspapers?” He responded with refreshing candor: “Considerably…my editors have input, but I make the final decisions. (¶10)

There it is, straight from the horse’s mouth. Actually, since we’re making zoological references, when I hear the name Murdoch, a different four-legged pack animal comes to mind. I hold out hope that things will change sooner than later, but first its going to take a sea change (pun intended) in the United States for people to become more interested in the world around them than in what Simon Cowell has to say about America’s latest pop star failure.
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iTunes Info: Barenaked Ladies – If I Had $1000000





Take that, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr!

25 08 2007

It’s not often I can write this, but…

I scooped the New York Times. By two and a half years.

As Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA might put it:

Ch-Check It Out” (Paragraphs 6 and 7 provide the relevant statistics, but read the whole thing for context.) That’s it for now, I’m off to enjoy a family BBQ and then headed downtown for some quality time with old friends. Have a good weekend, kids…

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iTunes Info: The Decemberists – Sons & Daughters





Wow

23 04 2007

I see at least three of the most disturbing themes in modern-day America right now present in this article.

Militarism, unwarranted fear of alternative lifestyles, religious fundamentalism, opressive censorship, and an overly litigious society. What is wrong with people like this? The problem is, other people are thinking like this, too. Its quite frankly terrifying. I’ll have more to say on this later, but for now, its back to the Sox game.





Shocking news!

26 11 2006

I only post this because it relates to my Collegian article for this week, and because it is a conversation no one is really having. What does this say that this happens at least once a month somewhere?





Wheres the watch walkie-talkie?

11 11 2006

Is Representative Henry Waxman the new Dick Tracy?

Real quick opinion, people. Does this article make you laugh or cry? Or craugh? (That’s a bit of both). I mean, a powerful and respected politician, not a yahoo in any way, says of the American President:

I’m going to have an interesting time because the Government Reform Committee has jurisdiction over everything,” Waxman said Friday, three days after his party’s capture of Congress put him in line to chair the panel. “The most difficult thing will be to pick and choose.

Choosing between many options should be a reality at Wendy’s or in the liquor store , not in a criminal trial. We all hoped this day would come, that the many lies and crimes of the current administration would begin to be unearthed, but isn’t it sad that with all of those shenanigans (the war, Katrina, Halliburton, lies, incompetency, etc.) only 31% of Americans think Bush is doing a good job? Perhaps even more tellingly, on no issue does Bush have more than half of voters on his side. (Read the sidebar graphic to see what I mean). Hopefully, with the new regime, accountability will be restored to national politics, and we will be able to consider respecting our politicians again.