Wake me, when you need me

24 10 2007

 

“For us, the storm has past. The war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. With their decision required courage beyond measure, sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight; our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.”

Awesomeness. Reminds me a wee bit of real-life conflicts. Too bad we haven’t had any such noble causes in quite some time…Also, the secret ending kind of kicks ace, as well.  For you total noobs, it comes after the credits – the last pre-credits scene leads the player to believe that Master Chief perished, and then this happens:

Oh Bungie, you seduce and bedevil me at the same time. Please, please, make another Halo…





The Shame of the Nation

17 09 2007

Jonathan Kozol has long been one of the most respected, intelligent, and compassionate people in education. He started off as a teacher in Boston and has been lauded as being the conscience of public education in America. As of late, he has been on a partial hunger strike to protest the criminally destructive No Child Left Behind Act. As I am currently writing an article on just that subject, and what’s more, have just begun working in the an urban education setting, I found this article particularly poignant and striking. It’s lengthy, but please do read – there is nothing more important than giving every child in this country a quality education that will enable him/her to pursue and achieve their dreams.

Please don’t forget what you just read, because it’s important (although there definitely will not be a standardized multiple-choice exam testing your comprehension). However, I understand that it’s a Sunday evening and most all of you will be watching sports or the Emmy Awards and relaxing. As such, I’ll give you a little distraction, as long as you promise to think about the Kozol article tomorrow. To make up for that sobering (yet essential) article, here’s a little video-game humor that even the most novice gamers will appreciate thanks to an incredibly high number of pop culture references:

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Toothpick – Scars for Entertainment





Nature or nurture?

6 09 2007

Yes, it would appear that even the littlest of tykes are aware that with games like Gears of War, Bioshock, and with Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 on the way, XBox 360 is the must-have accessory for all the cool kids:

So precious…

No, not the kid – the wireless controller. Those things go for like 40 bucks each! I suppose the little man is slightly cute, too.

In pseudo-related news, I don’t know if the game will be any good, since historically Simpsons video games have been terrible, but this spoof video (which, for the uninitiated, is making fun of the Medal of Honor series) is pretty hilarious:

Keep up the amusing work, and I might just keep paying attention to your game, Electronic Arts. For everyone else, I will be paying no attention to you for the next eight hours – it’s bed time. Good night, kids…

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N.E.R.D – Breakout





Finishing the Fight

29 08 2007

So, Master Chief, what will you be up on September 25th?

 

 

Actually I’ve got a nice little day planned. I’m going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe I’ll hit Bed Bath and Beyond… I don’t know! I don’t know if I’ll have enough time!

 

 

 

Aren’t you forgetting a few things? Like the Covenant, the Arbiter, Cortana, and you being humanity’s greatest hope for continued survival? I mean, I’m not going to have to do this all on my own, am I?

 

Right, right. I’ll get right on that, after I pick up that Shangri La Blue Duvet I’ve been pining after – I so rarely get to take this armor off, and when I do, the duvet is so delightfully soft against my skin…See you on the 25th!

 

A little something to tide you over in the meantime…

 






FTW! You got pwned!

4 07 2007

Not much time to write tonight, but I did want to pass a video along…

Making fun of the jerks who frequently decide to act on their frustrations with their low quality of life by trying to agitate other people is always a worthy activity. It goes without saying that self-deprecation and parody, if done right, always get a few laughs. This video combines all three seamlessly and brilliantly. The game in this video may be Halo 3 (the beta, obvi, noob) but the sentiments can be understood by anyone who has ever played a video game with someone who has acted a fool. The video may be long, but it is totally worth it, especially for those of you passing at time at work or really in need of several laughs. As this is a family-friendly site, I must warn you all that there is some profane language in this movie…

Hope you all enjoyed the vid – I’m off to wind down for the night. Expect another video, of a more serious nature, tomorrowish. Try to sleep in the meantime – the forthcoming video isn’t that exciting (although it is quite awesome). Have a good night, kids.





Looking Back at the Big Day(s)

23 03 2005

(This is another one of those entries designed to get people off my back about me not writing an entry every day)

So other than the inevitable post-Christmas letdown, there may be no bigger drop from one day to the next than on the day after your birthday. Don’t get me wrong, today didn’t suck. It just can never live up to the big day. So now with the distance and clarity that 24 hours brings, I figured I would look back on the day that was.

Actually, days might be more accurate, since there was a little family get-together in my honor on Saturday before I had to come back to school. My aunt and grandmother joined the fun, and although there were a few mixups, everything got sorted out in the end, and we had a delicious meal enjoyed in great company. Presents were well thought out and very much appreciated, and I owe many a thank you note. If you gave me something, yours is in the mail. If you didn’t give me something, then its all good anyhow. The cake was excellent, and I’ve still got most of it in my room if you all get that crazy craving for sugar. You know where to find me.

So nothing can compare to spending your birthday with your family, but my friends are the best substitute. I had a few beers to start the night shortly after midnight. (I was born at 12:20 AM, after all. As a nod to my recent national holiday, they were food-colored Kelley green. Nice touch. Then a friend came over and we watched “Office Space”, which is just a stunning movie every time you see it.

Ron Livingstone is a sly devil, and I love his subtle mechanisms that create humor. Apparently, Jennifer Aniston used to be pretty hot too, before she decided that eating wasn’t entirely fashionable.

Anyhow, then came sleep. I woke up bright and early, relatively speaking, at the hour of 830. I had to get all clean and spiffy for my grad school assistantship interviews, or, as it turned out, interview. It was with Career Services, and it wasnt too bad, although the fact that I knew nothing about the offic seemed to be a bit upsetting to the interviwer. I walked out, and deciding that in my current get-up, I was well set to make an impression, I walked over to the International Programs Office. Generally, I dont really share what Im thinking about future hopes and dreams, so here comes a bombshell. That is the job I want. International higher education fascinates me in a way not unlike a Sears lingerie catalogue fascinates a 12 year old male. I had a great talk with one of the women who works there with the current grad students, and I walked out of there really excited. Apparently she digs me too, a bit, which is always a good thing. We shall see where that leads.

Next stop was the Loose Goose, where I treated myself to The Eckel. Yes, for those of you familiar with the Loose Goose, I am not a jazz legend. However, I order the sandwich every time I go there, so its mine.

The recipe:
Foccacia Bread
Peppered Turkey
American Cheese
Bacon
Black Pepper
Lettuce
Creole Blue Cheese Mayonnaise

For those of you who have done cocaine, its kinda like that, except less deadly and more substantial. Hence, you might actually gain weight instead of losing it, but the taste makes it worth it. For those of you havent done cocaine, I recommend you just try the sandwich. Its cheaper, and less illegal. You wont regret it.

After the sandwich, it was time to get home and finish up some scholarship essays and forms and letters and such. For some reason, the Commonwealth College informed me via mail that I was nominated for this scholarship. Of course, this mail came roughly 5 days before the deadline. This made for a bit of a rush. I got it all done by 630ish, when we headed to dinner. It was Amherst Brewing Company time, and most of the Grayson 4th floor crew was able to make it. There were some exceptions, and they were missed, but a good time was had by all. I got a bison burger (they are a new addiction – healthier and perhaps tastier than beef). Of course, a few beers were consumed as well, as the ABC has some excellent home-made beers.

I was so pleased with my selections that I bought a growler or three to bring back for the low-key festivities. Thats a lot of good quality beer. Fortunately, it was enjoyed with good company while watching excellent television, i.e. these guys:

After that, the carnival of leisure continued. The entire evening had been spent doing nothing much, and I was loving it. The night ended with some Halo 2 with the gentlemen friends, Mister Blood and Mister Murphy.

Some of my friends, particularly the ladies, will decry this as completely lame, because it is a video game. To them, I say: “Screw off, it was my birthday, and if I wanted to spend it playing video games, then thats what im gonan do.”

That pretty much wound down the night. I spent a few hours just reading and getting sleep-ish, then hit the hay, knowing that when I woke up, it would all be over. And so it is. But life goes on, and tomorrow will no doubt hold something new and exciting. Good night for now.





Halo 2

5 01 2005

My life, as of late.

I have spent a lot of time playing Halo 2 lately. Late night online sessions have become addictive. Good thing I dont have homework or anything, or it might not be getting done. Anyhow, since not much else is going on at the Eckel Mansion, I figured I’d write about it and see if I could justify how much I am playing it.

I’m a big fan of the sniper rifle. The fellow on the other end is about to die without any idea of what hit him:

If you’re interested in my hand-eye coordination skills,

Go here to see how I’m doing:

(Note to all the assclowns online who try to detract from my wins by insulting “my Italian heritage.” I am like 2 percent Italian. Italian Valium is a slambang alcoholic beverage that I ocassionally am known to serve at my parties. It’ll get you drunk. Just ask Chris Blood. To summarize: “Italian Valium” is not particularly representative of my heritage. Thus, those xenophobic shitbricks who call me “dago” or “wop” are being doubly ignorant. Let’s cut out the bitter racism just cause you got curbstomped by moi. To all the racist haters:

“There’s a place in your heart

And I know that it is love

And this place could be much

Brighter than tomorrow…

If you care enough for the living

Make a little space, make a better place…

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me and the entire human race.”

Thank you, Michael Jackson and company. Good music, questionable character, but we shall see how that plays out. Lets hope they find the truth amidst all the cries for punishment.

Anhyow, for those of you who are really interested,

Go here to see how my friends and I, who have established ourselves as the “Knights of Manzar,” are doing:

Yes, I do know this was the lamest entry ever. However, if you really love me, then you should be fascinated by what I’ve spent some time doing. Also, I needed to justify playing, and by writing about it in a hopefully entertaining manner, I could. Unfortunately, I continue to be unable to justify it, but oh well. Maybe this can do it.

Catch you all later.